svenituse

gen and ship fanwork enjoyer and creator

i don’t take requests; i am a creature of whimsy already shackled by the burden of capitalism and i’d rather spend my free time on what i want to do

do not repost my work anywhere even with credit unless i’ve given my explicit permission to you

if you use my work for NFTs or AI training i will place a curse upon you so that your favourite media gets a shitty live-action adaptation that becomes the only version of it that the general public knows for the next ten decades and it forever tarnishes the original franchise you love

minors likely shouldn’t follow me due to adult content; since i can’t enforce that without locking or paywalling my fanwork, be responsible with what you interact with and/or if you’re going to lie about being 18+ then don’t be stupid about it

life is short so i mute/block/don't always follow back to make it easier to read my X timeline because its filtering systems suck, nothing personal

don’t follow me if you don’t like people who cuss a lot, but alver is my favourite so you should have expected this type of behaviour anyway

“why do you make so much bottom alver if you like reversible ships?”
well maybe if there were more bottom alver by other people i wouldn’t feel compelled to balance the scales

“were you drunk when you made ___?”
no i am incredibly sober and all my decisions are made with full mental faculties and awareness that i am inflicting psychological suffering on others and i do so with great joy, hope that clears things up ♥

“why do you only write freak shit?”
because it’s the most fun and there are plenty of other people who write ‘normal’ things and actually enjoy it unlike me

“why do you make alver such a loser?”
i read the source material

“who the heck is this melon person you keep talking about?”
my greatest victim